There’s no doubt we have plenty to learn from our dads, but sometimes their “wisdom”—dad jokes, of course!—leaves us rolling our eyes. In honor of Father’s Day, we asked Taskers and Taskrabbit HQ for the best (cringiest? most eye roll-inducing?) jokes they’ve learned from their father figures. Thanks for the lolz, dads!
A Man Walks Into A Bar
“People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.” – Curtis J., New York City Tasker
“A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt. He sits down and places it next to him at the bar. The bartender asks, ‘What can I get for you?’ The man replies, ‘One for me, one for the road.'” – Sara B., Recruiting Coordinator
Dinner Table Discourse
“Jokes about German Sausage are the wurst.” – Austin H., Indianapolis Tasker
Dad: “I’ll have the bacon and eggs.” Waitress: “How do you like them?” Dad: “I don’t know I haven’t gotten them yet!” – Jacob C., Boston Tasker
“Did you hear they put a restaurant on the moon? The food is okay but there’s no atmosphere.” – https://www.taskrabbit.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/img_628bcc969aae5.png P., Chicago Tasker
Scene: Dad buying milk at the grocery store. Cashier: “Do you want your milk in a bag?” Dad: “No the carton will do just fine.” – Mark H., Marketing Manager
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
“Why was the surfer dude yawning at the beach? Because he was board.” – Johnathan H., Norfolk Tasker
“Do you know why there are fences in cemeteries? Because everyone is dying to get in!” –Gonzalo A., New York City Tasker
Everyday Puns
“I’m sorry I can’t take you to get a new bed at IKEA today, son. You should ask your Malm.” – Anonymous
“I have a fear of speed bumps. I’m slowly getting over it.” – Jetmir D., Vancouver Tasker
Give Dad a break this Father’s Day witht he help of a Tasker.
